St. Patrick's Day Green Rivers.
St. Patrick’s Day Green Rivers.
One day Dr. Wetbrain was in the Central Hotel bar having a pint of green beer among an overpopulated drunk group of leprechauns and leprechaunettes. Yes, it is March 17th, St. Patrick’s Day. Which made the Doctor think of the green rivers dedicated to this day. The only green water I know about is the swamp I have in the back 40s and has nothing to do with St. Patrick’s Day. Here are his findings.
The most popular green St. Patrick’s Day River is the Chicago River. This festive gimmick was originally launched in 1962 with a few small boats spewing out an oil-based fluorescein green dye. The Chicago River’s fish, otters and environmentalists did not like these toxins at all. In 1966 the dying chemicals changed to a vegetable-based dye. The fish, otters and environmentalists seemed happier.
Apparently dying the river costs $133.oo/minute. Dying the river starts one week before St. Patrick’s Day with the 2 little boats spewing the dye.
Other St. Patrick’s Day green water.
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What Is Irish Cream?
What Is Irish Cream?
“Harold, you have been drinking Irish Cream with your morning coffee every day for months.” Dr. Wetbrain declared.
Harold defended himself with, “What?! Only 5 cups a day. Plus, it has sugar and cream. Perfect for coffee.”
The Dr. added, “Let us not forget the Irish whiskey. Funny thing about the Irish Cream Liqueur. It was Not created by the Irish!”
Believe it or not Irish Cream is not originally from Ireland.
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Putin Is A Dink, Beer - Putin Huylo.
Putin Is a Dink, Beer.
Putin Huylo.
Dr. Wetbrain at the liquor store came across a 4 pack of beer with a very cool looking label. Had to buy it for research purposes.
Ends up that this beer is produced around the world due to the illegal Russian invasion of Ukraine which started February 24, 2022. A Ukrainian beer called ‘Putin Huylo’. Roughly translated as ‘Putin is a Dink’.
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Saint Bernard Rescue Dogs And Brandy Barrels.
Covered in snow and shivering Dr. Wetbrain stormed into his cabin.
“Quick get in and shut the door!” Harold yelled. “It’s freezing out there.”
“I know, I just walked home from the bar.” The doctor replied.
Wetbrain took off his winter gear and quickly sat down beside Harold and the hot crackling fireplace.
On the frightful freezing walk home from the bar the doctor was thinking about the story of Saint Bernard rescue dogs and the brandy barrels around their necks. Dr. Wetbrain decided that he should relay this myth to Harold.
Halfway on the walk home a St. Bernard with a keg of brandy sure would have hit the spot, the doctor blurted. But the story of the Saint Bernard dog is very interesting.
On the boarder between Switzerland and Italy in the Pennine Alps there is a treacherous route through the snowy mountain peaks called “Great Saint Bernard Pass”. This pass still stands after over a thousand years and is still used today.
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WTF, Microplastics Are Now In Beer!
WTF, Microplastics Are Now in Beer!
WTF! Microplastics are now in BEER!
What are microplastics, Dr. Wetbrain thought.
Well apparently, everything made these days are made with these tiny little plastic beads and everything of no use is thrown away as garbage which breaks down through time and turns back into these tiny plastic beads.
The microplastics are into the whole environment such as air, water, sea water and soil. We are all consuming this plastic for our survival, like eating and drinking. Also, wildlife is dealing with this human caused fate.
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The Best History Of Beer.
The Best History of Beer.
Beer must be the most ancient common denominator of mankind. Throughout history, priests used beer for religious symbolism and by doctors for medical reasons. Most have promoted it as a healthy drink, others thought it was a drink brewed from the river Styx in Hell.
Dr. Wetbrain took a swig of his beer and continued with his beer history. You know Harold, nobody knows for sure when and where beer was first brewed. Because the malting process with grain had to be worked. So, it’s a good chance the prehistoric nomads accidentally made beer from grain and water before even learning to make bread.
Picture this, a grubby nomad, hungry and thirsty from traveling for weeks on the road, realizes that in his satchel there is this frothy rotting liquid of water and grain that somehow unified at the beginning of his trip. At this very moment he thought, this should not go to waste, might even help his dehydrated, starving situation. So, he decided to gulp down whatever this pungent liquid mixture was. Suddenly, he was feeling great. No more sore muscles and all the girls and goats along his trek looked... HOT.
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Eight Best Free Drinking Game Apps.
One day Dr. Wetbrain was playing with his new I-phone and was thinking what can I look up? Free drinking game apps, he thought. With Google search he was able to obtain and study on how each one of these game apps work. Many a drunk night went into this research. Dr. Wetbrain gives you in his opinion on the best free drinking game apps available. Let’s begin.
Apparently, hours and hours of drinking went into developing this drinking game app with serious hangovers. I could relate. Research must be done. Note: No drunks were harmed in these experiments.
Fun with any number of players just start with putting in the names. Then each player one at a time will draw a card and has a choice between a dare or number of shots to drink. On the dares be afraid, very afraid. Just joking.
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