9 Very Spooky Halloween Drinks.
9 Very Spooky Halloween Drinks.
Dr. Wetbrain, snickering, walked into the dining room where Harold was sitting.
“So, I see you have your Halloween costume on.” Wetbrain jokingly said for Harold looks like he always does.
“So, I see you have yours on also!” Harold replied with a grin.
“Let’s get the party started with some spooky Halloween drinks. So, this year do you want to be the werewolf or vampire?” The doctor asked.
This year if you want to be a vampire for Halloween and want human blood in your cocktail. May I mention that drinking human blood can make you sick by inviting viruses into your body such as Hepatitis and HIV.
Pig’s Blood on the other hand would work out as a much safer cocktail ingredient even for vampires.
Werewolves of London By - Drinking in America.com
- 2 oz. of Dry gin
- 1 oz. of Pimm’s No. 1 (A gin liqueur)
- 2 oz. of Pineapple juice
- coconut syrup
- Small amount of Pig’s Blood.
Bloody Mary
Since the 1970’s young teenage girls would challenge the 'Bloody Mary Game' by going into a washroom with a lit candle. Then look into a mirror and say Bloody Mary 3 times. Eventually drops of blood would appear in the mirror on the first 2 sessions. On the third Bloody Mary incantation a ghostly apparition will appear.
One of the theories of who this ghastly apparition is a Hungarian Countess named Elizabeth Bathory “Queen of Blood”. In the early 1600s she was convicted of murdering 650 young girls so she can bathe in their blood. A type of skin treatment at the time.
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Ashley Gang Bootlegging.
Bootlegging With the Ashley Gang.
The Ashley Gang in the 1910s to the mid 1920s were the most wanted outlaws in the Florida Everglades. Before Bonnie and Clyde in the 1930s.
John Hopkins Ashley was born in Fort Myers, Florida in 1888. John Ashley and family ran their criminal operation out of the Everglades with the crimes of bootlegging, bank robbery and a little piracy on illegal whiskey during the prohibition.
$45000 was robbed from the Bank of Stuart in 1914 by the Ashley Gang. Unfortunately, John had a recruit named Kid Lowe who was shooting his gun in the bank like a crazy person and shot Ashley in the jaw where he lost an eye. Pretty sure Kid Lowe was fired. Because of this John Ashley was famous for his glass eye.
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It's Oktoberfest Time!
Wake up Harold!" Dr. Wetbrain yelled at the couch where his passed out comrade was sleeping.
"It's Oktoberfest time!"
Harold groggily sat up and mumbled, "What? That's not till next month!"
Excitedly Dr. Wetbrain states, "The Bavarian Beer Garden season is upon us. Not only in Munich, Germany, but in other countries and cities you would not think of. We should check out about Eight Best Oktoberfest, Bavarian Beer Gardens in the world that I know of. Harold what are you doing lying down again. I want to tell you about these Oktoberfest's that we are going to."
Munich hosts the original Oktoberfest and has since 1810. This fun filled sixteen-day festival pours out seven million liters of German beer to about seven million thirsty visitors. This huge party is held from middle of September to first week in October.
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Does Powdered Alcohol Exist?
Does Powdered Alcohol Exist?
One day Dr. Wetbrain walked into the kitchen onto Harold putting into a glass of water a teaspoon of a powdered substance.
“What poison are you using Harold!” The doctor yelled.
“Seltzer. Upset stomach if you don’t mind!” Harold replied angrily.
“I thought it was powdered alcohol.” Wetbrain coyly remarked. Like we care.
“Powdered Alcohol exist!?” Harold said with his eyes wide open.
Well Harold in 1966 Sato Foods from Japan created many powdered compounds of natural products such as vegetables and fruits. One great substance they created was powdered alcohol. Sato Foods technology for the processing patents was acquired in 17 countries. Now selling in the U.S.A.
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Trivial Pursuit Game Was Created While Drunk.
Trivial Pursuit Game Was Created While Drunk.
“What’s the most popular cocktail in the U.S.? Do you know the answer, Harold?”
“How the hell would I know that!?”
“The martini.” The doctor replied.
“What card are you reading?” Harold asked.
“Remember playing the board game Trivial Pursuit?”
The Trivial Pursuit board game was first conceived on December 15, 1979, by two beer drinking Canadians, Chris Haney and Scott Abbott who created this world-famous board game. Created with the help of plenty of Carlsberg Beer.
Chris Haney and Scott Abbott spent 2 exhausting years thinking and writing up 6000 questions and answers for the first edition of the Trivial Pursuit game.
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Impaired Driving On Toy Barbie Jeep.
Impaired Driving On Toy Barbie Jeep.
Harold burst in through the front door in a frantic panic, and yelled out "I almost got an impaired charge!"
Dr. Wetbrain had to ask, "Were you put in jail? What happened?
Harold answered, "Nothing. Blew into the breathalyzer. The cops said I'm good and let me go. It was a very scary moment."
Of course Wetbrain had to give Harold a lecture and a funny story.
Harold you know that driving impaired has bad results in so many ways.
Picture this, driving impaired after hours of heavy drinking is a very disastrous thing to do. So is digesting 3 hits of acid, but that's another story. You could smash into another car. Impaired! Then there are people hurt or dying, then jail. Let us not forget the financial aspect of an impaired. The cost of a lawyer, impounded car, a blow box to start your car when you get it back, higher insurance and you can't get to work. Hopefully you don't get sued.
Now for the funny impaired story.
Here is a rare ludicrous case of someone getting an impaired. You be the judge.
On September 5, 2025 in Prince George, British Columbia, Kasper Lincoln drove down a street on a pink toy Barbie Jeep which only travels at top speed of 5 km/3 mph. Battery powered. How did Lincoln even fit into this little toy?