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8 Best Free Drinking Game Apps.

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One day Dr. Wetbrain was playing with his new I-phone and was thinking what can I look up? Free drinking game apps, he thought. With Google search he was able to obtain and study on how each one of these game apps work. Many a drunk night went into this research. Dr. Wetbrain gives you in his opinion on the best free drinking game apps available. Let’s begin.

 

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Apparently, hours and hours of drinking went into developing this drinking game app with serious hangovers. I could relate. Research must be done. Note: No drunks were harmed in these experiments.

Fun with any number of players just start with putting in the names. Then each player one at a time will draw a card and has a choice between a dare or number of shots to drink. On the dares be afraid, very afraid. Just joking.

 

Picolo App

A very fun drinking game where anybody who sees it playing wants to join in automatically. Easy to play, easy to get the party going. No rules to remember also.

To play just add each player’s name, then answer questions and follow the instructions. The drink amount is included for each losing player.

 

The Kings Cup

This drinking game app is for the card game players. Great for getting the party started. Drink amount is dedicated.

 

Drunk Potato

Remember the kid’s game ‘Hot Potato’. This game is the same idea, but with a timer instead of burning your hands.

This drinking game is played on a cell phone. When the timer starts either answer the question which could be very personal or take the challenge which could be filthy and dirty… or not. When the timer runs out, who is holding the phone must have a drink. If phone holder does not answer the question or complete the challenge, they must drink 3 drinks! Next player please.

 

Drinkie

This app is designed for a I-pad and I-phone. Easy to play with all the trending drinking games segregated into 4 modes. Ridiculous, sexy, tipsy (get the party started), macho (sports like), girly (bachelorette party time).

Put in names and get personalized questions, challenges and drinks.

 

King Of Booze App

This is another drinking game app where there is a variety of dares are king or decide to have some sissy drinks, up to you. This is a game that will liven up boring people for drinking and laughing.

 

Never Have I Ever App

Intimate questions to answer. If you did the dirty deed that was questioned have a drink. If you do not want to answer, perhaps due to shame, take 3 drinks.

 

Drink Or Doom App

This fun drinking game app is made in a comic book design. Once the player chooses a character and puts in their name, they are ready to play. Very easy to play. When it is your turn, you get to choose between a challenge or a drink amount. A few of the challenges may be ‘R’ rated with mild violence and nudity.Drink Or Doom: Drinking game by Boris Mikic

 

After 8 days of getting drunk with his friends for research purposes only. Dr. Wetbrain was able to deduce which free drinking game apps are the best. Now it’s time for home for a rest.

7 Piece Luxurious Emerald Isle Collection.

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Harold and I were floating around the internet world one day checking out and remarking on all sorts of images. That’s when we came across a picture that had a beautiful wooden two-doored ornamented cabinet that glowed like it was put together in heaven. I’m sure we heard angels singing!

“Emerald Isle Collection”, Dr. Wetbrain read out loud.

“Well let’s look into this”, was Harold’s reply.

Ends up that the Craft Irish Whiskey Co. partnered up with Faberge the famed jeweller to create this elegant, handcrafted cabinet and called it ‘The Emerald Isle Collection’.

This luxurious seven-piece jewelled Irish Whiskey set was designed to celebrate the ‘Seven Wonders of Ireland”.

First there is the dark walnut handcrafted keyed case which holds all the treasure such as two handcrafted bottles of rare 30-year-old triple distilled Irish Whiskey.

Next item took over 100 hours to handcraft. The Faberge Celtic Egg which was made with 18k yellow gold. Set with 104 cut diamonds which adorn the Celtic Knot. Added to the egg are 7 exotic gemstones. Truly in the Faberge style. Nesting in the egg is an uncut Zambian emerald.

Then there is the Swiss made stylish rich timepiece. An Altruist self-winding watch with a 22k gold oscillating weight. This fine work of art has a mother-of-pearl face with hand-painted 24k gold flakes. Even each watch dial was crafted by the Faberge team. All encased in Rose Gold and sprinkled with Sapphire Crystals. The watch is finished with an alligator brown strap with a Rose Gold buckle.

Two Cohiba Siglo VI Grand Reserva Cigars; a gold-plated cigar cutter and a gold-plated water pipette. Way too fancy. But no, there’s more!

Obsidian whiskey stones. Yes, had to look it up!  Obsidian is a rock formed when lava solidifies rapidly and is used for reusable alternative to ice cubes. Lastly a carafe filled with Irish Spring water.

On March 17, 2021, this elegant ‘Emerald Isle Collection’ auctioned off for 2 million dollars. Best part of the deal is that all the proceeds from the sale went to Correa Family Foundation for children affected with cancer.

What a great rare story of the rich helping the needed, Dr. Wetbrain thought.

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Spirit of the West – Home For A Rest.

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“Harold I was thinking!’ Dr. Wetbrain, suddenly spouted out his great idea. We all had a time in life where we were seriously drunk for a good straight week or two. Then it comes to a point when being drunk gets boring, curing your hangover every morning with a case of beer or two is not fun anymore. It is time to crawl home for a rest. Home to loving, meals, movies, and a real bed.

Harold nodded in agreement. “Few times!” He noted.

Well warm up your truck Harold. We are going to the Central Hotel to see a great band called ‘Spirit of The West”. They have an awesome song all about those good old days.

Listening to the band playing the song ‘Home for A Rest’ with friends was a great night along with the drinking, dancing and laughs. A year later sad news came over the radio. John Mann, the frontrunner for Spirit of The West died at the age of 57.

Due to complications with Alzheimer’s on November 20, 2019, John Mann died with eight of his close friends and family beside his bedside to say goodbye. Guinness beer was his favorite drink. They opened a bottle of Guinness, Hattie his daughter, dabbed some of the beer onto her father’s lips the rest of the bottle was sipped by the family and friends. John was gone shortly after. What a beautiful ending.

Dr. Wetbrain concluded by mentioning how he loves that fast beat Celtic music. You can’t help but to dance to it.

Saint Bernard Rescue Dogs And Brandy Barrels.

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Covered in snow and shivering Dr. Wetbrain stormed into his cabin.

“Quick get in and shut the door!” Harold yelled. “It’s freezing out there.”

“I know, I just walked home from the bar.” The doctor replied.

Wetbrain took off his winter gear and quickly sat down beside Harold and the hot crackling fireplace.

On the frightful freezing walk home from the bar the doctor was thinking about the story of Saint Bernard rescue dogs and the brandy barrels around their necks. Dr. Wetbrain decided that he should relay this myth to Harold.

Halfway on the walk home a St. Bernard with a keg of brandy sure would have hit the spot, the doctor blurted. But the story of the Saint Bernard dog is very interesting.

On the boarder between Switzerland and Italy in the Pennine Alps there is a treacherous route through the snowy mountain peaks called “Great Saint Bernard Pass”. This pass still stands after over a thousand years and is still used today.

In the middle of this St. Bernard Pass the Romans in 1049 built a temple called ‘Bernard of Menthon’ after Saint Bernard (clergy with the Catholic church). This temple became a hospice for weary travelers and was run by a group of Monks who took care of the passing guests, benefited them as mountain guides and took the task of rescuing frozen travelers.

The Monks needed rescuing help, so they decided to descend to some of the low-lying villages to find dogs. The dogs found were trained for rescue purposes, they were strong, adaptable to any harsh weather condition and had a great sense of smell. They also were able to detect avalanches in advance. The Saint Bernard breed was born.

Unfortunately, archives referring to these dogs were lost due to a large fire in the temple in the late 16th century. Historians believe that the St. Bernard dogs arrived at the temple between 1550 and 1660.

Now the story of the barrel with brandy around the dog’s neck. For rescue purpose only. What a great idea! Where’s my Toy Poodle?

According to the temple’s archives, it was the august brother (Monk) that carried the small barrel of brandy like a satchel on rescue missions to warm the cockles of the found travelers in despair. Consensus says that NO brandy was toted by these faithful dogs.

The rumor of the St. Bernard and brandy barrel could have been brought on by a seventeen-year-old painter from England, Sir Edwin Henry Landseer. His art project is titled “Alpine Mastiffs Reanimating a Distressed Traveler”. The painting showed a Saint Bernard with a barrel around its neck.

This is the story of the great St. Bernard with a barrel of brandy around his neck. An added note about these strong, slobbering dogs is that between 1816 and 1818 the weather was so severe through the pass that most St. Bernards perished and came close to extinction. Thriving now.

“Wow, who knew!” Harold exclaimed while heating up a pot of cheap red wine. “Drink like tea and this will warm up your cockles. Grandma’s cold remedy, tastes good and it works.”

Drinking Alone Game, Solitary Sot – Cap.

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    “If you’re drinking alone, might as well have fun.” Dr. Wetbrain thought to himself staring at his silent phone.

The drinking game “Caps” is usually played by two or more contestants. “Cap” is played by only one lonely drinker. One hell of a way to pass the time while getting drunk by yourself. Be the Solitary Sot.

Play – “Cap”. 

Need:

Bottled beer, hopefully lots. 

Preparation:

Step 1           

On the floor, place upright a full uncapped beer bottle. Place the cap upside down on top of the beer bottle. 

Step 2

Pace out 10 feet from that bottle in a straight line. And, at the ten-foot mark place another full uncapped beer bottle. Do the same as the first bottle with the upside-down cap and all. 

Step 3

You will need three other beer bottle caps.

Cap by Dr. Wetbrain 

Play: 

Step 1

Get behind one of the bottles and sit down. Make sure you are facing the other bottle 10 feet away.

Step 2

With the three bottle caps in hand, one at a time attempt to knock off the other upside-down cap from the other bottle.

Step 3

If you knock off the cap with your three tries. You get to go to the other bottle and drink it down. And now it is your turn again to knock off the cap from the bottle on the other side. Oh, replace and recap the target bottle you are leaving from, after you’ve had your drink.

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Step 4

If you miss knocking the cap off after three tries. No drinking. You must go and retrieve those caps. Come back and try again. The object of the game is to aim and knock off caps that are on the opposing beer bottle. Until you can’t hit the target no more. Too drunk perhaps.

 

Dr. Wetbrain’s Conclusion

     This is the first drinking alone game from the Solitary Sot list. Stay tuned for more drinking games to have fun getting drunk all by yourself.

Six Favorite Booze Christmas Advents.

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Well, it’s that time of the year again, Dr. Wetbrain was thinking.

Blown up Santa in the front lawn with a few duct-tape bandages on it and Christmas songs belting from every radio station. My favorite Christmas time is the countdown to the 25th with the best booze Christmas advents. Yes, I usually have three or four of these calendars going at once. Makes me love these reindeer radio songs that much more.

This is the time of year also when Dr. Wetbrain gives you his favorite best booze Christmas advents list to get you into the spirit with spirits.

A Brief History on the Christmas Advent Calendar.

Advent calendars for Christmas first started out in Germany in the 1850s with cloth and wood as certain gifts for each day on the countdown to Christmas. Now we have alcohol-based advents!

Cadbury made a chocolate Christmas advent calendar in 1971.

 

Six Favorite Booze Christmas Advent List For 2021.

 

 1)  Nipyata Boozy Advent Christmas Calendar

  • 12 mini 50ml bottles of the best booze.
  • Tito’s Vodka
  • Grey Goose Vodka
  • Kahlua Coffee Liquor
  • Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • Jameson Irish Whiskey
  • Jack Daniel’s Whiskey
  • Screwball Whiskey
  • Fireball Whiskey
  • Casamigo’s Tequila
  • Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey
  • Aviation Gin
  • Bacardi Gold Rum

All advents are shipped in discreet packaging.

NIPYATA!® Boozy Advent Calendar: 12 Shots of Christmas®! (12 Bottles P

 

2)  In Good Taste

This company provides a 24, (187 ml.) mini bottles in an advent Christmas calendar with the most premium wines such as…

Noir, Rose, Chardonnay, Sauvignon, Blanc, Riesling and Sangiovese.

 

3)  Get Vine Box

Sticking with wine this company presents a very cool Christmas advent called ‘Twelve Nights of Wine’.

In this kit you will get twelve world class wines inside crafted glass tubes that are put into twelve abstract designed cases. The wines you get are 4 whites, 2 Rose and 6 reds. What is the best part of this kit is that all these wines are made in excellent wineries, all owned by special women.

Vinebox's Twelve Nights of Wine Box - Wine Advent Calendars 2018

 

4)  Flaviar Whiskeys of the Galaxy 

     This Christmas advent calendar will take you into a whiskey world for 24 days before Christmas. You get 24 vials of a variety of premium whiskey, a Glencairn tasting glass, high quality concrete coaster and a collectable artistic booklet with information on each whiskey in the advent calendar.

 

5)  Jack Daniel’s Holiday Countdown Calendar

     This historic distillery has a great Christmas advent calendar. The design of the advent kit really makes you feel like Christmas time. You get twenty (50ml.) mini bottles of Jack Daniel’s finest Tennessee whiskey. Along with 4 shot glasses with the JD logo.

Jack Daniel`s Holiday Advent Calendar

 

6)  Canada Craft Club

     Craft beer has gone big in the last decade especially in Canada. Since 2012 the Canadian craft beer Christmas advent calendar has been very popular.

With the craft beer advent, you would get 24 full cans (355ml.) of craft beer that won gold medals for the best craft beer from across Canada.

 

Dr. Wetbrain Conclusion:

     As Christmas gets closer excitement fills the air. What amplifies this Yule feeling besides the radio belting out Reindeer songs is a good booze Christmas advent calendar.

 

Note:  Order before November 1st. or you may not get your favorite advent calendar.

This post has links and drinks for all and to all a good night. So corny!

Drinking Alone or Solitary Sot.

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So, there you are, by yourself sitting on 2 cases of beer watching a blank T.V. and listening to a silent phone. Ready to party but nobody is around. What to do?

Solitary Sots are more popular than you would think, lots of people drink alone. You see it on movies all the time. George Thorogood sings about it. Everyone does it at one time or another. Some, in fact, drink alone all the time. Probably disgusted with the idea of being with other slobbering drunks.

“If I am a lonely drinking sot tonight, might as well make the best of it. Drinking games for the solitary sot it is!”, giggles Dr. Wetbrain to himself.

This is not the doctor’s first rodeo at getting drunk by himself. He even invented some drinking games to make these special occasions more fun.

So, stay tuned for some cool drinking games for the Solitary Sot in everyone. First drinking game coming soon called CAP.

Old Dean Martin and Bob Newhart Comedy Skit.

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I hate Harold’s old TV set! Dr. Wetbrain blurted out one day.

“Oh, sure the twenty-inch screen picture looks good. But it’s an old picture tube TV that weighs like 300 pounds. And, for some reason because of the sun angle we had to move this damn TV three times a day. Thank you, Harold.”

Moving this heavy TV did often remind me of classic TV shows from the 60’s for some reason. One of my favorite memory of shows was an old Dean Martin and Bob Newhart comedy skit. Remember the 60’s had a different attitude and humor compared to life now. So did the 1800’s for that matter.

You have to admit, the picture quality on old picture tube TVs had a special charm compared to the new high definition flat-screens.

 

Drunk Wild Animals.

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One day while sitting in Harold’s porch his dog Tequila walked by. Seeing the dog Harold recalled a moment, then glanced at Dr. Wetbrain and spoke.

“I was drinking with this hillbilly on his farm one day and he had a huge mangy dog. This dog has his own beer bowl! This hillbilly would pour two cans of beer into this bowl and the dog would sloppily lap up most of the beer, looked at us then staggered away. Weird!”

The Doctor sat up, put down his beer and said, “That’s not weird! All sorts of wild animals like to get drunk also. Let me tell you about some of these drunk wild animals.”

In Madden, Alberta there are the Bohemian Waxwing birds who in the fall consume as much fermented Mountain Ash berries as possible before the winter weather comes in and the berries are gone. These drunk birds were stumbling around and flying into things like windows and power poles. So, in Madden the Alberta Institute for Wildlife Center collects these drunk, passed out birds, then they are put into a hamster cage till they sober up. Then these waxwing birds are released the next day into the wild. A bird drunk tank.

In Sweden, Per Johansson found a female moose stuck and kicking around in his apple tree. Now that I think of it, I have had a few dates that did the same thing. The assumption is that this poor moose was likely drunk from the fermented apples lying all over the ground.

Seemingly drunk Swedish moose found stuck in tree – Twin Cities

Be careful on the beach with your drinks on the Caribbean Island of St. Kitts for the Vervet monkeys will steal them. These little monkeys will sneak up to you and when you are not watching will snatch your drink. Then, they run away and when it is safe will happily guzzle your Strawberry Daiquiri down. Studies have shown that most of these, booze stealing Vervet monkeys drink in moderation, but around 12% of them are heavy drinkers. Nothing worse then, a drunken monkey.

Giggling Dr. Wetbrain looks at Harold and blurted out, “You know Harold when you drink whiskey you also become a drunk wild animal.”

Booze At The International Space Station.

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One clear starry night Harold and the doctor were sitting back on old lawn chairs and drinking beer in Dr. Wetbrain’s back yard. In complete silence they stared at the quiet night sky.

Dr. Wetbrain pointed at the night sky and broke the silence, “See that bright, star Harold? That’s the International Space Station. Did you know that ample amount of alcohol was launched to that space station?”

The International Space Station may open to tourists in 2020 - Lonely Planet

“Right, I’m sure.” Was Harold’s doubtful reply.

“Let me tell you about it.” Dr. Wetbrain smartly replied.

First, all alcohol is prohibited from the International Space Station. Even perfume, hand sanitizer and mouthwash are banned. Though in the early days of space flight Russian cosmonauts confessed to smuggle alcohol on their space mission in juice containers and hollowed out books.

In November 2019, on a Northrop Grumman Antares flew to the I.S.S. with 12 bottles of Red Bordeaux wine for a one-year experiment. Each bottle was stowed in a special steel cylinder. Thank you Space Cargo Unlimited who brought the non-gravity space experiments to the International Space Station. Along for the ride went a bottle each of 320 Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon wines.

Thank you, Elon Musk’s SpaceX for the voyage of these wines with a successful flight and Earth landing which occurred January 2021. Each steel cylinders were fished up by a SpaceX boat from the Gulf of Mexico then transported by helicopter to NASA’s Space Station Research Lab.

Northrop says it's on schedule with next-generation OmegA rocket - UPI.com

Another non-gravity project onto the I.S.S. was an experiment by the Suntory Whiskey Distillery from Japan. In August 2015, the aging process of whiskey in space was preformed.

Budwiser launched four missions to the International Space Station to experiment on barley in a gravity free environment in hoping to eventually establish a brewery on Mars. Positive thinking!

Working with beer recently September 2021, SpaceX’s Inspiration 4 mission took 30 kilos of hops to I.S.S. which was then auctioned off to Samuel Adams Boston Brewery to make a limited edition of ‘Space Beer’. Very cool is that the auction proceeds went to benefit the St. Jude’s Children’s Hospital for cancer research.

Lastly on April 2012 Ardbeg Distillery from Islay, Scotland sent up vials of Scotch Whiskey and a few pieces of charred oak on an unmanned cargo flight to the International Space Station for a two-year experiment.

Dr. Wetbrain ends the story with a joke. “A small space craft flew beside the I.S.S. with two green aliens inside it. One spoke out, “Look Zork a new liquor store!”

Harold rolling his eyes, “Not funny Wetbrain!”

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