I Cry For Whiskey and Rye.

I Cry, For Whiskey and Rye.

I, Dr. Wetbrain, pledge a solemn oath to whiskey and rye. Rye and water are my favorite poisons. So, I know a little bit about whiskey and rye.

The word ‘whiskey’ comes from the Gaelic uisge beatha, meaning ‘lively water’ or ‘water of life’. Interesting to note how also the American Natives use to call whiskey ‘fire water’.

Whiskey, rye or bourbon are more of a European, American and Canadian made spirit compared to the rest of the world.

I very much enjoy a glass of whiskey or two, usually with two thirds of the glass with cold water added as mix to the rye. Mostly in movies, on the other hand, people will down about two ounces at once in a shot glass. Holly, cow! Must have been watered down.

Whiskey is made by distilling fermented barley, rye or wheat grain in large stills and then aged in charred wooden ‘aging’ barrels.

Difference between Whiskey and Rye. 

Whiskey is an American and Canadian based libation made with either wheat, corn, barley or many other grains.

Rye is a type of whiskey, made the same way, but with at least 51% rye mash.

Scotch is made from fermented barley.

Irish whiskey must ferment with added yeast. I’m sure that each distillery has their own tricks of the trade with the production of these spirits by using other additions and processes and aging times. No matter what, each finished product is like a piece of art. 

Bourbon is a whiskey which is fermented with at least 51% corn mash.

Brief History, On Whiskey

Whiskey’s distilling tricks of the trade were brought on by monks between 1100 – 1300 AD to Scotland and Ireland.

At one time beer made with barley was distilled into hard liquor. Medicine they all thought. Speaking of medicine, in the dirty thirties (Prohibition time), over a million gallons of whiskey was prescribed by dignified doctors to sufferers of many unique ailments.

In 1794 during the American Revolutionary War whiskey was used as currency for room and board, bullets, boots, etc.…

      Moonshine, white lightning, hooch is usually made by refining 100% corn mash and distilling this mash in a contraption called a ‘still’. Totally illegal to manufacture this moonshine in its time, production was done in secrecy.

This high proofed alcohol was in high demand during the prohibition era (1920 – 1933). During this era, the speakeasies bought moonshine and watered it down for more profits.

“Harold sounds dignified when he drinks whiskey, when I have seen others go snake crazy drinking this spirit”, Dr. Wetbrain remarks.

12 Celebrities And The Liquor Industry.

Well, it takes money to make money. And who can have the liberty of doing this but successful celebrities.

What a hobby to have to produce a fine wine with the occasional walk through a vineyard or distill the best gin by trial and error with casual tasting.

“If I was a celebrity, I would do the same thing.” Dr. Wetbrain had to remark.

Researching all the celebrities and their relationship with the liquor industry, the Doctor found out that there were a lot of these lucky people. So, he simplified the huge list to 12 popular celebrities and the liquor industry. Just click their name for more information.

1) Dwayne Johnson (Rock)

Teremana Tequila

One of the highest paid actors with countless of successful movies is The Rock. Dwayne Johnson smartly decided to get into the tequila business and produces Teremana Tequila which is produced in a small Mexican town on top of Jalisco Highland Mountains. How cool is that. Also, this tequila is made by hand using small old brick ovens and handmade copper pot stills.

 

2) Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan one of the greatest song writers dabbled into distilling handcrafted American Whiskey. A whiskey that won many awards! Heavens Door Whisky. Over each of the bottle’s surface there is a distinctive iron welded design.

 

3) Dan Aykroyd

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Dan Aykroyd a prominent Canadian actor famed with movies such as ‘Ghostbusters’ series. Mr. Aykroyd conjured up an ultra-premium vodka with the highest quality of ingredients and then put it into an iconic glass skull shaped bottle. Genius!

 

4)  Kate Hudson

Beautiful actress Kate Hudson, daughter of Goldie Hawn and Bill Hudson. This girl has two fashion businesses and is now venturing into the liquor industry.

King St. Vodka. Made with distilled water by 7 times! Made in Santa Barbara, California.

 

5)  Drew Barrymore

Another beautiful actress who deeply got right into wine industry. Under the Carmel Road label she produced 3 very good wines. A Pinot Grigio; Pinot Noir; Rose, all made with the guidance of wine maker Kris Kato.

 

6)  Ryan Reynolds

Aviation Gin reklame med fantastisk humor - Alt om Gin

Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds decided to dip his toes into the liquor industry and did quite well with becoming co-owner of Aviation American Gin. This fine gin is produced with a precise blend of botanicals and pure water vapors.

 

7)  Kiss

Kiss the legendary rock band from the 70’s jumped into liquor. I meant produced a few alcohol products. First there is Cold Gin, each bottle comes with an official Kiss guitar pick. Then there is Black Diamond Premium Dark Rum, aged 15 years. Too bad it wasn’t aged 48 years to complement Kiss’s debut album. Just kidding!

 

8)  Queen Elizabeth II

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II released Sandringham Dry Gin in July 2020. Most of the fruit and foliage for this finely produced libation was taken from the Buckingham Palace Estate gardens. Unfortunately, England is the only place to purchase the Queen’s gin.

Note: In the 1500’s, Queen Elizabeth I, drank strong ale for breakfast. Drunk by noon.

 

9)  Danny DeVito

In 1975, great versatile actor Danny DeVito bought a winery in the famed Napa Valley. Today he has 2 wineries in the same area. From these wineries ‘Danny DeVito’s Premium Limoncello’ became his number one vintage.

 

10)  Cameron Diaz and Katherine Power

Cameron Diaz and Katherine Power both joined forces to produce a clean vegan-friendly organic Rose and white grape wine. The ‘Avaline Wine’ was born and became very popular in the wine industry.

In October 2020 Avaline launched red and sparkling wines.

 

11)  Matthew McConaughey

Recently Matthew McConaughey officially joined the Wild Turkey Bourbon family as a Creative Director. Matthew and Eddie Russell conjured up a very good bourbon called Wild Turkey Longbranch which is definitely worth a try.

 

12)  George Strait

George Strait on Twitter: "Happy National Tequila Day! How are you serving up your Código today?! @Codigo1530 🥃 https://t.co/rBOc5YeMgi" / Twitter

The famous country crooner George Strait joined in a partnership with a premium brand of tequila called Codigo 1530. In the olden days Codigo tequila was only drank by the elite. These days Codigo 1530, Extra Anejo bottles sell for $3300.oo. Still is drank by the rich. Listen to George Strait’s Codigo song.

 

Yes, I am so jealous of people who have the liberty of  enjoying life with entrepreneurship, great hobbies, life and enjoyment. Like celebrities involved in the liquor industry.

Thank you very much you talented rich people, Dr. Wetbrain.