This is the last installment of the Solitary Sot Series which is dedicated to the Drinking Alone comrade. Who could forget the first drinking alone game of ‘Cap’. Then there was the energetic solitary game of ‘Darts For One’. We now conclude the Solitary Sot Series with a fun card game called ‘Dimpling Alone’.
DIMPLING ALONE
Preparation:
Step 1
In the middle of table, place 3 cards down (face up).
Each card must be a different suit. If the same suit comes up, replace and burry old card back into deck. Repeat if necessary.
Dimpling Alone by Dr. Wetbrain
Step 2
Deal yourself ten cards (or how many you want). Do not look at cards that were dealt to yourself.
Play:
Step 1
Now the game starts with you picking up first top card…. look at it. If that card is the same suit as any of the 3 cards faced up, put that card down on that suit. Now there should be 2 cards on that suit.
2 cards = 2 drinks
Hang on to your seat…. the drinking begins.
Step 2
Take another turn, one card at a time.
3 cards of same suit = 3 drinks
4 cards of same suit = 4 drinks
9 cards of same suit = 9 drinks
12 cards ……… etc.
Conclusion:
Drinking alone, a solitary sot, is not a bad thing to do. First, there is no one to argue with, no one to cry on your shoulder, no one constantly talking forever without you getting a word in edge wise, no one bumming smokes and beer, no one vomiting on you, and the list goes on.
The additional bonus is when you finally pass out you have nothing to fear, like someone drawing on you with a permanent marker or shaving your eye brows. That’s what Dr. Wetbrain says. Awe memories.