Impaired Driving On Toy Barbie Jeep.
Harold burst in through the front door in a frantic panic, and yelled out “I almost got an impaired charge!”
Dr. Wetbrain had to ask, “Were you put in jail? What happened?
Harold answered, “Nothing. Blew into the breathalyzer. The cops said I’m good and let me go. It was a very scary moment.”
Of course Wetbrain had to give Harold a lecture and a funny story.
Harold you know that driving impaired has bad results in so many ways.
Picture this, driving impaired after hours of heavy drinking is a very disastrous thing to do. So is digesting 3 hits of acid, but that’s another story. You could smash into another car. Impaired! Then there are people hurt or dying, then jail. Let us not forget the financial aspect of an impaired. The cost of a lawyer, impounded car, a blow box to start your car when you get it back, higher insurance and you can’t get to work. Hopefully you don’t get sued.
Now for the funny impaired story.
Here is a rare ludicrous case of someone getting an impaired. You be the judge.
On September 5, 2025 in Prince George, British Columbia, Kasper Lincoln drove down a street on a pink toy Barbie Jeep which only travels at top speed of 5 km/3 mph. Battery powered. How did Lincoln even fit into this little toy?
The Canadian law states that if you are impaired and driving a vehicle that is not powered by a human you will get a impaired charge. In fact a friend of mine would drive his horse and carriage to town. A 10 mile trip one way. After a few hours of heavy drinking, he would leave the Hotel on his horse-drawn ride back to his ranch. Sam would even nap on the way home. The horse knew the way. No impaired. Riding a bicycle travels at 20 km/13 mph, way faster then the toy jeep. Still not safe while drunk.
Apparently Kasper had a craving for a Slurpee and was to lazy to walk to 7-11. So now he and his fat ass are drunk and swerving side to side down a street on a toy pink Barbie Jeep. Police see this and pull him over. To be a fly listening in that cop car. You know the cops were giggling as they walked up to this Barbie car.
“Do you know why we pulled you over Sir? You were not wearing a seat belt.” One police officer stated still giggling.
Kasper Lincoln got a 90 day driving prohibition which he is going to fight in court. Even though his license is already suspended. The Barbie jeep has been impounded.
Moral of the story… just stagger to the 7-11 or liquor store. Average walking speed is 3 mph/5 km. Same speed as a pink Barbie Jeep. Save yourself from mental and financial trauma.
